I am light as a feather, I'm as stiff as a board I pay attention to things that most people ignore And I'm alright with the movies That make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty, that's for sure And I am built like a mother and a total machine I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean And I make light of the darkness I've got sun in my motherfuckin' pocket, best believe Yeah, you know me (I-I-I)
Forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American
I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair I got class and integrity Just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear With love to spare, I
Forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can't resist I'm a perfect all-American bitch With perfect all-American lips And perfect all-American hips I know my place I know my place, and this is it
I don't get angry when I'm pissed I'm the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ah" Like, "Ah" (Let's fucking go)
All the time I'm grateful all the time I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry Oh, all the time I'm grateful all the time (All the fucking time) I'm sexy and I'm kind I'm pretty when I cry